GrudgeKitty

   Lyndsey glared angerily at her dictator boyfriend, Vladimir Putin. He was Stallin there dinner plans again. She was furious at him talking to Obama, she was actually jealous. She decided to call Allie.   "Allie, i think Rootin-Tootin-Pootin is cheating on me with Obama." She growled.   "Why would you think that?"  "Well he is always with obama, it makes me sad."   "Well I sometimes get that way with TOny Bates but you just goottaa trust him." Lyndsye hung up on allie and decided to confront Vlady-BEar   "PUTIN!" She yelled. "WHY ARE YOU PUTTIN ME OFF ALL THE TIME.why u with obama so much, do you love him not me???????????????????

  gabby and satan chillaxed on their fucking ugly ass sofa, watching some donald news.   "Hey satan, what is your opinion on gingers and witchs??" She asked kinda sexually.  "i love em, thats why i love you, GAYby." Satan leaned in and kissed gabby. His tongue was 12 inches long and it was penatrating her mouth. she gagged but she liked it. Satan then levitated them both into the bedroom where they both started getting freaky weaky. after they were done using satans 20 inch donger, they layed on their backs breathing heavily. ~~~~~4 weeks later~~~~~~   gabby paced worridly. she just found out she was preggers with tHE SATANS Child. she

  Derek jolted awake at the sound of whimpering coming (hehehehe) from next to him. hE shiFted his body over and saw Angelo crying in his sleep. Derek quickly shook his communist lovers body to wake him up. Anglo roared a mighty roar as he woke up.   "Angelo, punk, are you okay?" Derek said   "Y-Yeahh." Anglo sniffled.   "These communist red tears say other wise." Derek wiped the tears away. "Whats wrong, comrade"  "I had a horrible nightmare, durk. Stalin dissowned me as his son and Vladimir Lenin said I could never suck his dick or call him daddy. IT SCARED ME SO MUCH."  "Well if it makes you feel better, Angelo, you could call me

  HIlary was slumped over at her desk, stressing out about the debate. She didnt want to get burned by BURNie sanders. She jumped at the touch of soft, small, boyish hands of her secret lover, Andrew. She smiled warmly as she felt him massage her sholders.  "U look streesseed, Hillary, What is wrong?" Andrew asked, leaning himself onto her back. HIlary blushed feeling him shirtless.  "J-just the debate, bro. BUrnIE is going to burn me so hard"   "Lets just forget about the stupid ass debate and have some.........fun time." Andrew smirked and lifted the some what old lady from her chair. He then placed her on the desk.   "A-Andrew-" Sh

    Adrian slammed the apartment door closed in pure anger before flinging his bad across the room. He let out a disgruntle groan, causing his secret lover, Donald Trump, to run out of their room in a panic.   "My love! What is the matter?" he gasped with his eyes widening.    "Nothing, DonDon. I am just so fucking pissed at TOny Bates and Allie!"   "Why is that? What did they do? do i need to build a wall around them." Trump growled and went to run out the door bur Adrian caught him by the arm.    "NO! It fine, it fine. They just comentted on our love. saying it will never be like Andrews and Holory Clontons... Because of our.... pol

allie and tony bates cuddled while watching the donald trump debate. allie sighed softly while looking up at tony "tony, my love." she moaned sadlely. "why did you choose me, to be your love, tony bates." "because my deer, you are worth 20 goats. i love goats." he blushed. "wow, i love you and go pro. tony bates, you are wonderful." allie gushed. Tony bates gave her his signature, toothy grin and leaned in to kiss her. His teeth collided with hers. TOny bates picked up allie easily and carried her body to their room. he sat her on the skype patterned blanket. Tony bates crawled over her. "skype me, my hoe." allie grinned and started makin